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(Today is February 4th, the start of spring.)
Our program's airing time has changed, right?
- Right. - Right, I just realized that...
it has changed.
It feels different somehow.
Me too. I think my father can watch this program now.
- True. - My mother couldn't watch it because it was on at 11:00pm.
- Is that a good thing? - Of course.
- Yes, 11:00pm was a bit late. - Yes, it was.
- Yes, it was. - Hey, you...
betrayer.
- Do you even have conscience? - What's wrong?
- What did he do? - You have no conscience at all.
What's wrong with you?
- You're not even fit enough to call yourself a person. - What happened?
- What did you do? - Ho-dong's so upset he's jumping up and then.
What is it?
Didn't you say it with your own mouth?
- You said that you won't be on any program besides Ask Us Anything. - Right.
You have to focus only on Ask Us Anything.
That's me. I only do this program.
You have to learn how to be satisfied with one program.
- You said that. - Are you on another program, now?
You betrayer.
- No way. - That's a promise I made for last year.
What?
That was my last year's determination.
- One shouldn't change his attitude, you know. - Has it changed?
This year, I made one more resolution.
He said it during his end of the year concert.
He said, "I want to be on one more program next year".
- So what program are you on? - I'm on one more program.
What is it? Are you also on "Let's Eat Dinner Together"?
- No, that's not it. - He's doing a pilot for the show.
If he was on "Let's Eat Dinner Together", I wouldn't complain.
- So what's the program? - Am I betrayal because I'm on "Let's Eat Dinner Together"?
Yes, you are.
- That's not true. - "Let's Eat Dinner Together" is a program on this network.
- The scriptwriter of the program said... - They are the same program.
The scriptwriter for "Let's Eat Dinner Together"...
- kept on asking me to be on the program. - Me, too.
- You too? - Let's turn down the request.
Listen to me. So I told her that I won't do it.
- Me, too. - Do you know what she told me, then?
- What did she say? - What?
She said that she'll say about this to Ho-dong and force me to be on the program.
That's exactly what she told me as well.
- Let's never appear on that program. - It's a deal.
- Promise. - Kyung-hoon.
I don't want to go around and beg for food.
Look, the bat is walking.
- Guys. - Yes?
It's time. You should all take turns and appear on that show.
How could you say that?
- You're unbelievable. - I praise your sense.
I made up with Jang-hoon.
- How could you betray me like this? - Hee-chul...
Hee-chul, the writer also asked me to come on.
She said that they'll going to give me a meal, so I just said yes.
- Really? - I asked her to call me anytime.
- Serious? - But guys, you can try...
avoiding it as long as you want, but you'll end up on it.
So does that mean Kyung-hoon and I are the only people who weren't on the program?
Well, the scriptwriter didn't even ask Young-chul.
(He's Young-chul, 45, he wants to be asked.)
I'm disappointed at Kyung-hoon,
because it means that he's attracted by Shin Dong-yeob's wit.
Are you on "What Are We Eating Today?"
You didn't know that?
So you're doing it with Shin Dong-yeob?
- There's also Sung Si-kyung. - So, the three of you are the hosts?
- That's great. - Really?
Look at his reaction.
- You should have reacted like he did. - I praise you.
- He's the oldest here. - It's true. When are you going to stop...
- doing a program just with Ho-dong? - So Jang-hoon is now the oldest?
You should do it with Dong-yeob and other hosts, too.
You'd learn a lot of things from Dong-yeob.
- I agree. - You'll learn how to speak logically.
- You'll learn to be witty. - Seriously?
In three weeks, I'm sure your nose will turn red.
- But... - He'll have to drink every day.
- He'll have to drink every day. - True.
Si-kyung and Dong-yeob love drinking,
so he'll have to experience drinking with them.
Then he'll realize how comfortable it is here.
- Yes. - It's not wit that you'll learn, but tolerance on drinking.
All right, enough of that. There's another person we need to congratulate.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
(He's suddenly approaching Sang-min.)
Say something.
- Sang-min? - These days, Sang-min...
- has become the king of commercials. - No, that's not it.
- He's doing TV commercials? - Yes.
He's almost paid off all his debts now. He can see the light.
He's almost paid all his debt now.
Sang-min.
(It's a dance to express his happiness.)
Let me see.
(This is so easy.)
This is so easy.
The dance is very simple.
What kind of commercial is this?
(Everyone is trying so hard to renew their contract.)
- He's on a commercial. - I'm so envious.
- This means that Sang-min has become popular. - True.
- It's great news. - Yes, it's amazing news.
But it's not only Sang-min. Young-chul's also on...
a commercial for a security system.
They liked that Young-chul never loses his seat.
- He's just got a call from the company. - Right.
I will never lose this seat, ever.
No one can steal this seat from me.
This seat is mine.
- Anyways. - Enough. People will really believe this.
That's how he can really get to be on a commercial.
- Right. - All the advertisers in the country who is a fan of this program,
this year, please consider giving one to Su-geun.
I'd be so grateful if you did.
Come here right now and say hello to them.
- You have to give them a big bow. - Come here.
Ho-dong, do you think that's enough?
You're the best, Su-geun.
- Please sign him up for a commercial. - Yes, please.
- Be humble and polite. - Ho-dong, this year...
we should all go on a commercial together.
- I wish we could do that. - That'd be great.
Yes, that'd be great.
- We all have to be together. - Yes, all of us together.
We could do a public advertisement.
You know, like the call center.
An advertising expert came here once and said that...
Su-geun is not destined to be on a commercial.
Did you hear the sound of the door sliding?
(She's the actress, Jung So-min.)
Who's that behind her?
(He's a former news presenter, Jo Woo-jong.)
- Hello, So-min. - She's Ae-bong.
Su-geun is not destined to be on a commercial.
Did you hear sound of the door sliding?
(She's the actress, Jung So-min.)
Who's that behind her?
(He's a former news presenter, Jo Woo-jong.)
- Hello, So-min. - She's Ae-bong.
- She's Ae-bong. - Do you know her?
- Who? So-min? Of course, I do. - She's So-min.
Could the driver wait in the waiting room, please?
You shouldn't come in the classroom.
You should introduce yourself first. Quickly.
Hello, my name is Jung So-min. I'm from the Sound of Your Heart High School.
- Hello, So-min. - You're so pretty.
She's from "The Sound of Your Heart".
She has shiny eyes.
I can hear a sound. Can you hear that?
- What sound? - What sound?
Jang-hoon, I think I can hear your thoughts.
- Right, you come out on the drama as Ae-bong. - You're right.
- Right. - You seem to like me that I'm here.
I like being here, too.
- What is this vibe between them? - What's going on?
- What is this vibe between them? - Why is she saying that all of a sudden?
Why?
She's smiling alone and answering her own questions.
- She does. - Are they Ae-bong and Ko-bong, or what?
(These two seem to understand each other.)
I'm Ko-bong, not you.
- You are? - Then they are Ae-bong, Ko-bong, and Geo-boong.
(They are Ae-bong, Ko-bong, and Geo-boong.)
So-min has a special gift.
She can read people's thoughts.
Yes, I can hear them.
- Really? - Can you read mine?
Young-chul, you're at ease now, aren't you?
You think that way because we are here. But, you won't be here next week.
Are you saying that you'll be sitting here next week?
- That's not what I meant. The ratings will be more than five percent. - Yes.
There's Woo-jong beside you, so I'm not afraid.
- I'm not worried at all. - I'm sorry to say this,
but according to Nielsen ratings, we were at 4.8%...
- and TNMS said 6.1%. - Right, it was 6.1%.
- Wasn't it 6.8%? - What are you telling me to do, then?
Just quit.
- What did you just say? - Just quit.
To where?
Even the staff isn't telling me to quit, why are you telling me what to do?
Stop blabbering. You're at the same level as I am.
This is outrageous. Aren't you supposed to be on my side?
- I don't know what to say anymore. - Let's stop and focus on So-min.
Aren't you young?
- How old are you? - How old are you?
- I'm 29 years old. - Really?
- You look so young. - Yes, she is.
- You're 29? - Yes, I am.
I'm played a high school girl.
So I'm a bit concerned because I look too young.
I want to play a diverse set of roles, too.
That's a good thing, you know.
Then you can put on some make-up to make you look older, like wrinkles and stuff.
But I'm satisfied with what I'm doing now.
- She can put on a special make-up. - You should be satisfied.
- If you look like that, you have to be satisfied. - True.
You look really young.
I'm serious, So-min. You look young, so you should be satisfied.
You're like an old man.
What are you talking about? He is an old man.
- You're like his son. - Son.
- Son, are you going through puberty?
Jang-hoon.
You keep saying that he's your son. Then where's his mother?
- My mother is gone. - His mother left.
She did? I'm sorry.
Where did she go?
- They're having so much fun. - You should call your grandmother and say hello.
(Dad, cheer up.)
(Crying)
I heard So-min really loves Ask Us Anything.
- So she wanted to transfer to this school. - Really?
- Awesome. - Welcome to Ask Us Anything.
- I wanted to come from the beginning. - You should have come earlier.
That means there's someone she likes among us.
Really?
- I'm sure it's not me. - Yes, there can be someone.
Are you asking what type of guys So-min likes?
- Yes, it's become like that all of a sudden. - Pretend that everyone here...
has the same age,
similar wealth,
- and has no debt. - He sounds like a lawyer.
And pretend everyone here is single.
We just look different, but everything else is the same.
With that in mind, please choose one person you like.
- Everyone has different personalities, right? - I have a question.
- Yes, we have different personalities. - Why do have to make everyone the same?
- Because some of us are married. - Are you complaining?
It's because you have about 650 million dollars of wealth,
so we can't win against you.
What's to complain about? You're tall and handsome.
- Right. - He's too tall, that's the problem.
He's more than just tall.
Yes, he is.
Can you tell us who your style is?
- I have 2 people. - Did she say 2?
I hope they are not Hee-chul and Kyung-hoon.
(Putting a lot of meaning to it)
(Who is inside her heart?)
(Who will she choose?)
I like Jang-hoon and...
(Of course!)
(Scratching)
(Who's the other guy?)
The other one is Young-chul.
- Young-chul? - Are you serious?
- Are you serious? - No way.
- Why him? - Did she just pick me?
- This is nonsense. - How can you put me and him together?
I'm serious.
Did she choose us out of sympathy?
- So-min. - I'm serious.
You should at least look at the guy's looks, too.
Put your hand on your chest and tell us honestly.
If you were stranded on an uninhabited island with Hee-chul and Young-chul,
- are you saying that you'll live with Young-chul? - Yes.
- Are you going to ignore Hee-chul? - Is this a dream? Why me?
I feel like this is a dream, too.
- Hold on a minute. - Jang-hoon...
- Can you pinch me? - This feels like a dream.
This isn't a dream.
So-min, you will be able to pick bananas with Jang-hoon around on a deserted island.
- He's a giant. - You're right.
(You are infuriating!)
I'll talk to the natives there.
We're not interested in you.
Woo-jong, who here is your type of guy?
- Me? - Who do you want to be stuck on a deserted island with?
- Do I have to choose among you guys? - Yes.
If you were a woman, who would you choose?
If I were a woman,
(Who does he have his eyes on?)
I would choose Hee-chul.
I have another rumor spreading about me.
He started it.
I prefer you over the other guys.
There is going to be more rumors about me.
- Can I talk now? - Go ahead.
- Sure. - I'm Jo Woo-jung and I came from the freelance News Presenter High School.
- I'm busy as a freelance news presenter these days. - Okay.
Please help me out today.
- You can tell how things are for me right now. - Okay.
I need lots of screen time.
You have to do well today.
- We have Jang Sung-k yu on our show. - That's right.
- It won't be easy for you. - That's right.
- He's ambitious. - You're right.
- Who is he? - He'll be a strong rival.
He thinks that he belongs here.
People talked about whether you would be a freelance news announcer...
- or the CEO of KBS. There was a lot of talk about this. - Really?
- Okay. - At the KBS Award Ceremony,
- you announced that you will become the CEO of KBS, - That's right.
- so I thought you might have difficulty doing freelance work. - I remember.
You're like the boy who cried wolf.
- You said you want to work hard today to get lots of screen time. - That's right.
I don't believe you.
- Okay. - I don't think you will get lots of screen time.
- I don't trust you. - How can we trust you?
- Okay. - Be careful with what you say.
- You're a liar. - If you guys are like this, I can't say anything.
- Your nose got bigger because of your lies. - It has been a while since I used it.
Woo-jung.
- You're a liar. - When you made that announcement, were you serious about it?
- Or were you lying? - No, I didn't lie.
I actually wanted to become the CEO,
but it's difficult.
- I was just too excited when I said it, - What's this about?
so I made that announcement without thinking.
- He was very excited that day. - Do you know what Kyung-hoon said?
What's this about?
I don't know what you're all talking about. I don't anything about his announcement.
- Kyung-hoon. - What was his announcement about?
- I think in South Korea, - Kyung-hoon, watch some TV.
whether something is a hot issue or not depends on Kyung-hoon.
- If he knows about it, it's a hot issue. - Kyung-hoon might not know about it.
- I know him. - Do you know about it?
- He's Jo Woo-joong. - Okay.
- I'm not Jo Woo-joong. - You're Jo Woo-jong.
- Do you know my name? - It's Jo Woo-jong.
You know him because of the soccer matches, right?
No, I saw him on various shows from time to time.
When did you see me on TV from time to time?
I actually don't remember.
Do you like being a freelance news presenter?
- I really like being a freelancer. - How long has it been?
- Did he do soccer matches? - It has been two months.
His goal as a freelance news announcer is to be like Jun Hyun-moo.
- No, it isn't. Ho-dong. - Okay.
He got destroyed on our show.
Hyun-moo cried on our show.
- Hyun-moo got destroyed. - He cried on our show.
(On the 33rd episode, Hyun-moo vs Ask Us High School on the quiz competition...)
(He's known for his intelligence, but he was no match for Ask Us High School.)
(The score was 0 to 5 and Hyun-moo lost.)
(The smart man was crowned!)
(Hyun-moo accepted his loss tearfully!)
- He came on our show. - He told us that he was smart,
but he left crying on our show.
I can do it, too.
He's acting like a middle school student.
Guys, I can do it, too.
- What? - I can do it.
- I can do this. - You can't be serious.
- I can do this. - You can do that.
You can't be serious. That's not the way to get some screen time.
This is...
(The intelligent Hyun-moo did the Oh Na-mi signature dance well!)
- I can do this. - Oh Na-mi
- I can do this much. - Why would you do that?
- You shouldn't have danced at all. - You shouldn't have done it.
- Jang-hoon, why? - You shouldn't have prepared that.
- I did it without thinking about it. - Why did you do it?
- He really danced. - Oh my goodness.
Is this okay?
That part might get edited out, so don't act like you're out of breath.
All right. I'll try not to.
So-min would usually smile,
- but she was surprised. - She was surprised.
- He tried to outdo Hyun-moo, so he did it. - Okay.
- That's right. - He did his best.
So-min, we heard you've met Ho-dong before?
- I met him at a wedding. - Really?
I met him at a wedding.
- It has been a while. - You met me at a wedding?
- That's right. I saw you and felt that... - Okay.
- kind of feeling from someone for the first time? - What kind of feeling?
- He felt like a tiger. - He felt like a tiger from Mount Baekdu.
- Really? - I got that feeling from him.
- His aura felt like that. - Okay.
I felt nervous when I tried to greet him.
You know that there's a video of you online.
You were hit during a ssireum match and got a bloody nose.
(Ho-dong got a bloody nose?)
- It's very popular. - I got hit by someone?
- During a ssireum match, he was hit like this, - Okay.
his nose was bleeding, but he didn't wipe it off.
- He just let it bleed. - He's a tattletale.
- That's right. - Ho-dong.
- Did he tattletale again? - I had a nosebleed.
His eyes turned into slits that ended up here.
- Really? - If you look at the old videos,
- you can see eyes coming up to here. - Okay.
(His eyes are definitely big.)
(Video footage provided by KBS)
(In a close match, they are calm.)
(Oh no!)
(He thought the match was halted and he was careless, so he lost.)
(Ho-dong is disappointed and received a nosebleed.)
- I... - Ho-dong, take a look.
How can Ho-dong get a nosebleed?
- He looks cute. - It's like a 100th day photo.
- He looks immature. - It's like a 100th day photo.
He looks like an elementary school student.
Guys, is it your break time?
- No, it's not. - They're our guests.
- All right. - Did you bring something with you?
- We're just gossiping. - That's right.
- Do you mean our application? - That's right.
- So-min will go first. - Okay.
Your name is Jung So-min. Is it your real name?
- No, it isn't. - I knew it.
- What's your real name? - How did you know?
Everyone thinks that is my real name.
- It isn't, right? - You're right.
I have a Maltese with that name.
- Is it your dog's name? - Her name is Seo So-min.
- My manager's name is So-min. - Okay.
- You know a lot of people with that name. - Seo So-min.
If you marry a woman with that name, are you calling your manager, dog or her?
Are you calling them at the same time?
Your manager will say, "Yes, sir" and your wife will say, "Okay".
(Barking)
(Welcome to the world of So-min!)
You're from F.I.S.
It's the acronym from the TV drama that I'm currently working on.
What's the full title of the TV drama?
It's "Father Is Strange".
- It's "Father Is Strange". - "Father Is Strange".
- My father is strange. - Who's the actor cast for the father?
- Kim Young-chul is the father. - Okay.
That's why you chose Young-chul earlier.
That's why she picked Young-chul earlier.
- No way. - We figured out the reason why you chose him.
- That's why she picked him. - That's right.
That was the reason.
- Then, I'm her first choice? - Why would you be first?
I'm her first choice.
- Ask her again. - All right.
Sit down. We need to hear her side of the story.
- Okay. - Her choice was the Actor Kim Young-chul.
The Actor Kim Young-chul.
- That was it. - We were wondering why you chose him.
You insulted him.
So-min, call him as if he's your father.
- Do it. - Dad.
"Daughter, why are you calling me?"
(Surprised)
Why are you answering her?
"Why are you calling me?"
- That's not it. - You sound like him.
- He sounds like him. - He does.
- He has charisma. - You're right.
- He has charisma. - "You insulted me."
"You insulted me."
- "You insulted me." - You don't sound like him.
He told me that...
after he had gray hair on "A Bittersweet Life",
- gray hair became popular. - Okay.
Do you like the Actor Kim Young-chul or me?
- That's enough. - Of course, I like the Actor Kim Young-chul.
Of course, I like the Actor Kim Young-chul.
- That's why she mentioned his name. - "That's absolutely right."
You're right.
- That was great. - You did it well.
- Woo-jong. - Yes?
This is how you imitate someone.
You have to exaggerate.
Woo-jong tried several times,
- but he failed, so he lost his confidence. - He failed.
(At his first attempt, he was confident.)
(No reaction)
(His second attempt)
(He told me that...)
(He tried his best to stay calm.)
(It's funny to think about it again.)
- Woo-jong did a good job. - Woo-jong was...
- great. - That's right.
He couldn't win against Hee-chul.
Why don't we...
imitate Kim Young-chul?
- I'll do his character from "A Bittersweet Life". - I'll do Gung Ye.
You insulted me.
You don't have enough screen time.
(They burst into laughter.)
(Why are you being mean to me?)
- What is that? - He's good at it.
We all laughed.
- All right. - Hee-chul wins.
If Woo-jong sounded like him, he would have won.
- You're right. - You were great.
- Hee-chul won. - His words did the job.
- Right? - Didn't I do great?
I praise you for the first time on today's show.
- I praise you. - Thank you.
The old Hee-chul is back.
I imitate other celebrities.
You don't have enough screen time.
You had to write down your future goal,
but you crossed it out and wrote your current goal.
You want to hold hands and walk together with your boyfriend.
- Why don't you show it to us with Young-chul? - Do it.
- You said that you like Young-chul. - I'm nervous. Hold on.
I'm nervous. Hold on.
- You're nervous. - Don't do it.
- Does she really like him? - Does she?
- No, but I'm nervous. - It's Young-chul.
(Heart beating)
(Since So-min is embarrassed,)
(Young-chul holds out his hand, first.)
(Will Young-chul finally find love?)
No.
(Screaming)
- What are you doing? - That was great.
- This is... - She wasn't nervous.
- She wasn't nervous, right? - That's right.
- That's not it. - You're not important.
She actually screamed.
- That's right. - She did.
- Come with me to the police station. - I didn't do anything to her.
(His voice is urgent, "I didn't do anything to her".)
- Let's go. - I didn't do anything!
What happened to democracy!
Is this really a special prosecution?
What is this?
What a fool.
(Finishing it off perfectly)
Why do you like holding hands?
It makes me nervous.
- Would it be better if it was someone else? - Try holding hands with Hee-chul.
- Can I hold your hand? - Okay.
It's just holding hands.
- They're not locking fingers so... - Just hold hands.
(She successfully holds hands with Hee-chul!)
- Gosh. - What is this supposed to be?
(What is this?)
- It's natural. - What happened?
How am I supposed to interpret this?
This could mean that she really likes you.
- I'm going to think that way. - Either that or she really hates you.
I think you're right.
- Look at that. - How have you been?
I think she is scared of him.
(Hesitating)
- It's all right. - His hands are so big!
You guys don't look good together.
(You don't look good together.)
- Go back to your seat. - Jang-hoon!
- We're not trying to set you two up. - Hold on.
- You look like her father. - It looked like you were carrying an action figure.
An action figure.
He's so tall.
- She didn't hesitate to hold hands with me though. - I was really happy.
- That's right. - Right.
- I don't think she likes you. - My heart is beating.
She doesn't want to be partners with...
- Sang-min. - Gosh.
She just dislikes you.
- No. That's not what I wrote! - That hurts my heart.
No, I didn't write that.
(Getting rid of the evidence)
Take it out of his mouth.
That's not what I said.
(About to puke)
- Is that true? - No, it's not.
(Laughing)
She wrote, "I think it would be awkward to sit with him."
- Why? - I really enjoy watching this show,
and I really like Sang-min,
but if he sits right next to me,
I don't think we would have anything to talk about.
- Am I not talkative? - I just like watching him.
He's not an awkward person.
Woo-jong, you are next.
Why did you write so much?
You guys told me to write in detail.
- In detail. - It's too long.
You guys told me to write in detail.
He wrote two lines each for every question.
- Be brief. - "Name!"
"Jo Woo-jong."
Yes.
"He belongs to,"
"JTBC, KBS(Joy), MBC(Everyone),"
"SBS, TVN, EBS, Arirang TV."
Does this mean you can work for all of them?
- They are all my companies. - Really?
- Yes. - What do you mean by wedding halls?
I emcee for weddings, too.
You shouldn't be chasing money like this.
- If you work hard, money will come to you. - Exactly.
You shouldn't be going after the money.
- Money is going to leave you. - Woo-jong.
- Don't chase money, chase the world instead. - Right.
So we are not going to accept you to this school.
Hey!
How can you do that?
Take a closer look at what I wrote.
You guys really aren't reading mine.
Future hope.
- I like this one. - What is it?
- Is it becoming like Jun Hyun-moo? - Becoming one of the...
top five MCs in Korea.
Who are the top five MCs in Korea right now?
Yu Jae-seok.
You've just made a mistake.
Why does Yu Jae-seok always come first?
You've just made a mistake. Even if you go alphabetically, Ho-dong comes first.
That's right.
Ho-dong.
Yu Jae-seok.
(He got the answer he wanted.)
Shin Dong-yeob.
The next person is...
(The title goes to...)
- Fine. Kim Gu-ra. - What do you mean by fine?
Are you just giving him the title?
Is it like just take it? - It's kind of ambiguous.
Dong-yeop, Ho-dong and Jae-seok are obvious choices.
The people after that are second class MCs.
- That's harsh. - He called them second class MCs.
Second class MCs?
Gu-ra received the grand prize last year!
He's saying that he is in the Minor League.
Please write an article saying that Woo-jong said Gu-ra was a second class MC.
Gu-ra is in the second class MC group.
You can never...
Okay then. Ho-dong, Jae-seok, Dong-yeop are the top MCs.
- That's mean. - The top class,
I'll add Gu-ra, Su-geun,
- and Kim Seong-ju onto the list as well. - How can you classify people like that.
- Now here comes the hard part. - The hard part...
- The second class. - The second class.
Jang-hoon.
Why are you putting me there.
- You have to be in there. - Yes, you have to be in there.
I don't like being second class.
Do you want to be included in the top group?
- Take me out! - I can't put you above that.
- I don't want to go up. Just take me out. - You fit in there.
- He doesn't care because has 630 million dollars. - You can't rank people.
- What about Sang-min? - Where does Sang-min rank?
Sang-min is on the same level with me.
We're in the third class.
We are near the bottom.
We are about to flow into the reservoir.
He's taking medicine now.
- He's taking medicine! - We might get dragged out.
(Taking vitamins)
- Take it easy. - What about Young-chul?
He is right in front of the Han River water system management office.
He's right at the bottom.
He's at the very end!
He's located right next to the empty cans floating down the river.
That's where you are.
- He's in the drainage. - That's where he is.
Where it's clogged and flooded.
Bubbles...
- Why are you enjoying this? - You should be thankful that the drainage is clogged.
It didn't even hurt my pride since you said it.
Who are you to judge?
You have a lot of people above you.
- Are you from the evaluation committee? - Yes.
- Let's stop now. - That was a long time ago.
I'm going to ask you a sincere question.
I want you to answer sincerely.
- Yes. - Are you dating someone?
- What? - I want an honest answer.
I do have someone I like.
So you are dating someone right now?
- I didn't say that. I like... - How long have you dated her?
How long have you been dating her?
- I never said I was dating. - Are you just getting to know her?
- He likes her. - I have a girlfriend I like.
She doesn't know?
She knows I like her.
- Congratulations! - Wait...
- It's not like that. - We're not looking for a scoop.
- I'll be clear. - Really?
I'm currently dating someone.
Is she a celebrity?
- I can't say who she is. - She is a celebrity, right?
Let's congratulate him first.
- Woo-jong. - Is she a celebrity?
Can we pretend to be reporters and ask you questions...
for five minutes?
For five minutes?
These five minutes could be the only time you come out on this show today.
- Take it when you can. - Enjoy the attention.
After these five minutes, we might not ask a single question to you.
- Woo-jong is... - Okay.
is revealing the relationship for the first time, right?
He might have already told his girlfriend that he was going to talk about it today.
I've never mentioned having a girlfriend on television.
- You can talk about it today. - I've never done that.
- I'll ask you a question now. - Okay.
Is it a celebrity or not?
Does she come on TV?
- I think she is a celebrity. - I think so, too.
It must be since he is being hesitant.
(Suspicious of Woo-jong's silence)
It must be since he is being hesitant.
She is a well-known figure.
(It has been revealed that she is a celebrity.)
Raise your hands to ask him.
I just asked with no expectations.
- Next? - What is the age difference?
Our age gap is less than 10 years.
- Is it about nine years? - Woo-jong.
Were you dating her before you became a free-lancer?
Even before that...
You were dating her?
Yes.
Did you girlfriend influence your decision...
of becoming a freelancer at all?
Yes. She gave me a lot of support.
Really?
It's narrowed down now.
It's probably from his last job...
Oh, I shouldn't be the one talking about it.
- You should say it. - Go ahead Jang-hoon.
Jang-hoon, you can say it.
You might know who she is.
It was so fun that I lost my wits for a second.
(He was into it too much)
It was too interesting, he wasn't thinking.
He knows everyone in that field.
- I was into it too much. - He might have met her.
Let's talk about something else now.
- Then... - Let's continue with the class.
("Older Brother School")
Let's guess So-min's question.
Shall I ask the first question?
When my ex-boyfriend told me he wanted to breakup with me before,
what do you think I said to him?
(Spitting)
(Not expected)
Did he just spit?
(Running to him)
Your boyfriend wanted to breakup with you?
Yes. We went on and off...
- at that time. - The answer is...
"I really didn't cheat on you!"
- Why are you making me out to be a bad person? - It's a misunderstanding.
- "He's just a friend!" - No, I never did that!
- "He's just a friend!" - No, I never did that.
- "We just held hands." - I never did that!
- Wrong! - The answer is...
- "He's just a guy I know from church." - Wrong.
How did he say it exactly?
I don't remember exactly, but he said wanted to breakup with me.
The answer is Okie Dokie.
Okie Dokie yo
She said that to her boyfriend.
(Exhausted from all the wrong answers)
How did you feel at that time?
- How did I feel? - Yes.
- I was so sad. - Right.
- Did he say it with words? - I didn't want to breakup.
You didn't want to breakup with him?
When he said did you pretend to be sick?
"My stomach hurts so much!"
(Focused on him)
- Are you acting? - Oh, my.
- What the... - Can you give us a camera?
What's he doing?
How could he...
"My stomach hurts so much!"
(The viewer can feel the pain.)
Did she pretend to be in pain?
Do it again.
I said this while I was crying.
You said, "I'll never steal your wallet again. I'm sorry."
"Please forgive me."
You're wrong.
Did you cry and swear in a soft voice?
No.
(Crying and Swearing)
(Dizzy)
You'll regret this decision.
I can understand every word he's whispering.
- I can hear it from here, too. - The crying part is similar.
I did cry like Su-geun.
- So I cried like she did. - I guess she was crying while saying something.
(I have no clue what she said.)
Jang-hoon, what did you say when you wanted to breakup with your girlfriend?
(Why are you asking me that question?)
I mean the girl who broke up with you.
She must have said it like this.
"I want to breakup with you."
"Okay."
(His question is answered thanks to Su-geun.)
It's a hard question, so I'll give you a hint.
The first two words aren't important.
- Okay. - Guess what the last word is.
- What is it? - What is the first two words?
I said, "Those words".
The answer is...
"Those words, take them back".
- You're wrong. - That wasn't it?
When he heard this word, he laughed.
- I know what it is. - The answer is...
"Those words are for the ponies."
- So he laughed. - What kind of a joke is that?
You're such an old man.
You said that he laughed.
- It's funny. - "Those words are for the ponies."
(You're wrong, Su-geun.)
- It's a word that you use a lot in the military. - In the military?
The answer is, "Those words, correct them".
You're wrong, but you're close.
- Those words. - The answer is...
"Those words, rectify it."
You're right.
He's so annoying.
I'm sorry guys.
- He's even answering the questions now. - Aren't I allowed to answer them?
- You can. - Am I allowed to?
- You have no manners. - Can't I answer them?
Isn't this the first time a guest ever answered a question?
- Usually they don't answer it right. - How amazing.
- I didn't know that. - Rain answered it once.
"I'm sick of you now. Let's breakup."
- "Let's breakup." - Are you answering the question or what?
Let's ask her sincerely.
- Let's breakup. - So-min.
I think we should end our relationship.
I said, "Those words. You should rectify them", while crying.
- Rectify his words? - Yes.
Why did you say that?
I thought that if I said that, then...
- our relationship will go back as it used to be. - She has wit.
- So did he change his mind? - For how long did you see him afterward?
- I saw him for a few months. - That's what makes me sad.
You guys were going to breakup again anyway.
If someone says the word, "breakup", then the relationship can't last long.
- You can't continue the relationship. - You seem to know a lot.
- Why are you so mean to him? - He's an expert in that area.
- Who resembles him the most among us? - Yes, tell us.
- Among you guys? - We'll act the scene out for you.
He is between of Sang-min and Jang-hoon.
No one has that kind of face in this world.
- That doesn't make sense. - That's me.
If it's between those two, that means he resembled me.
Doesn't that mean he resembled Ho-dong?
Those two have a face that will breakup often.
Jang-hoon and Sang-min.
("Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.")
They have that look.
- You love today but breakup tomorrow? - What do you say when you breakup?
What do we say when we breakup? Ho-dong.
What do you say?
I've never broken up with a girl before.
Because your wife is your first love?
I heard that there was a woman born in 1959 in Masan.
(A woman from Masan?)
She was an older woman?
Did you meet an older woman?
There was a woman who is almost 60 years old.
I'm sick of this story.
- Oh my goodness. - She is now 59 years old.
- She's like an older sister. - Later...
I think Ho-dong will admit it because he's sick of this.
I think he'll end up saying that he met her.
So how did you breakup with her?
She passed away, so we had to breakup.
- She passed away. - Really?
You were separated by death.
- He's sick of this story. - We didn't even get to say good-bye.
We just parted.
- They couldn't even say good-bye. - They were separated by death.
Did you go to her funeral?
- Separation by death. - He sent his first love away.
I'll give out the next question.
Until high school, I majored in Korean dance.
But my father disapproved of me majoring in Korean dance.
So there was something that I did because of him.
You stopped speaking Korean.
You went around the house while wearing the outfit for the dance.
- You wore that at all times. - Yes, you wore the outfit.
- You're wrong. - Even when he was sleeping, you wore that.
Korean dance?
You showed him how you danced.
- Yes, I did, but you're missing something. - Korean dance?
Then can you show us how well you danced?
Yes, our answer depends...
- on how good you dance. - Yes, that's how we can answer your question.
- We all did all sorts of dancers including Chinese and reggae dancers. - Right.
- He might have disapproved because you were so bad at it. - Don't say that.
- Show us how good you are. - I was really good back then.
Our answers depend on your dancing skill.
- Right. Show us a bit. - I'm sure that you still know how to do it.
- Give us some music. - I stopped dancing 10 years ago.
You have to keep that in mind, okay?
It's been 25 years since I stopped doing ssireum.
Me, too. It's been 15 years since I stopped the reggae dance.
- You'd still know how to do it. - All right, hold on a second.
- Do you have a prop? - You brought something?
What is it? You actually prepared for this?
- Is this a hanbok? - No, it's a skirt for practicing.
- What's that? A hanbok? - I just need to wrap it around.
- Don't you have to wear a hanbok? - It's called "pul skirt".
Isn't this the cloth you use for a bullfight?
You mean in Spain?
- The color of the skirt reminds me of my nosebleed. - It's not like that.
We wear this to practice dancing.
I'm so nervous.
- Really? - It's been a while since you danced, right?
- Yes, it's been 10 years. -Has it been that long?
- It's the first time in 10 years. - Give us the music.
(It's been 10 years since she last danced.)
- She looks like Kim Yu-na. - It looks like this.
- She has pretty arms. - Right.
(She naturally moves with the flow of the music.)
(Her movement is elegant and disciplined at the same time.)
(It's been about 10 years, but she doesn't seem rusty at all.)
"This is the end of the story."
"This story..."
"is about a woman living in Boryeong-si, Chungnam Province."
"She didn't have money to buy the top of the hanbok."
She couldn’t buy the top.
She doesn't have the top part of the hanbok.
- She does. - Don't say that.
That was amazing.
- You're so good at it. - No, that's not true.
- It's been a while since I danced. - You're like an expert.
We don't know much about Korean dance, but we can see it from your hands.
Yes, she cares about the smallest gestures her hands make.
I could tell that she learned this for a long time.
But why did he disapprove of this?
- Why did he? - Why?
Did you live in an apartment?
Yes, I did.
Okay. At the apartment entrance,
when your father was coming home,
you got ready and danced in front of him.
- You're wrong. - You lived in an apartment,
- so you tried to lower the apartment price. - You're wrong.
- You pretended to be a ghost on the porch. - It's related to a TV program.
- Then you said that there's a ghost in the apartment. - It's a hint.
- What is? - It's related to a TV program.
A TV program?
You were on a dancing competition that broadcast on TV.
- It's similar. - So, were you on TV?
- Yes, I did. - "Korean Traditional Music Concert"?
- You're wrong. - On the KBS channel.
- A movie? - It was a KBS program.
- I knew it. - It was on KBS?
- What are the programs on KBS? - "Golden Oldies"?
- "Morning Forum"? - "Star Golden Bell"?
- "The Golden Bell Challenge". - "Star Golden Bell"?
- And? - Did I just say "Star Golden Bell"?
- You danced there. - You're right. I praise you.
He got it right?
- What are you guys doing? - They answered it themselves.
- I almost got it right. - Why didn't you hug me when you answered it right?
- We just hugged each other. - I answered it first, but I said "Star Golden Bell".
I wanted to answer it so bad.
My father disapproved of it so much,
so I studied hard to be on the program.
- Only a certain number of students can participate. - Right.
So I studied really hard to be on the program and danced there.
(This is the scene of So-min dancing at the "The Golden Bell Challenge" in 2007.)
(She was in the 12th grade at the time.)
(This performance was done because she wanted to get the approval of her father.)
So how long did you do the Korean dance?
I did it for three years as my major.
Before that, I learned ballet for a long time.
But why did you major in acting later on?
I started acting because...
when I was in many dance competitions,
I heard that acting can help me express my feelings when I'm dancing.
- Yes, that's right. - Yes.
So I started learning acting and then became an actress.
My father then disapproved of acting more than dancing.
Did you really graduate at the top of your class?
No, I entered college with the highest score.
- You did? - You did?
What did you get for the college entrance exam?
I don't remember the exact score.
Who are your classmates?
- You mean college classmates? - Yes.
- Is there anyone famous from your classmate? - Je-hoon?
- Lee Je-hoon? - Who? Tak Jae-hoon?
Do you mean this Jae-hoon or this Jae-hoon?
- He's the actor, Lee Je-hoon. - Isn't he the actor?
- You mean the singer? - He's from "Signal".
- He's from the drama, "Signal". - We were so mean.
- "Signal". - Why would Lee Jae-hoon of Cool be her classmate?
He is now the age to be the dean, not a classmate.
Be logical.
If Lee Jae-hoon is her classmate, then she should be in her 40s.
- He's also in the movie, "Architecture 101". - Right.
All right, next question.
Since I was a child,
- I had a dream that never changed. - Korean dance?
- Your dream keeps changing. - That's right.
- You wanted to be a dancer and then became actress. - I'll keep changing my dream.
You have another dream.
- When you were a dancer, you had that dream? - That's right.
Did you learn everything for that dream?
Did you?
No, I didn't.
- Did you want to be a news presenter? - You're wrong.
Did you achieve that dream?
- No. - Did you want to be a singer?
- I didn't achieve that dream.
- You're wrong. - Is it a singer?
- No. - I know. Is it a ginseng digger?
- Are you serious? - How could you think that of?
- I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have said that. - A ginseng digger.
Why not?
- It's a good job. - Where would your house be?
- It's good for your health. - No one said it's a bad job.
- Stop being ambitious. - Let me answer the question.
- Why did you suddenly say a ginseng digger? - I just wanted to.
All right.
- All right. - Is it a ginseng digger or an herb gatherer?
- He's chosen to act like a strange person. - It's all right.
- I was also going to say a hole digger. - Woo-jong.
- I sat next to Young-chul for the longest time. - Okay.
- You're funnier than him. - I'm funny, right?
- Is he funnier than me? - I should have said a hole digger.
- I've never heard that before. - I was thinking of going all the way.
I wanted something.
- What? - What did you say?
You wanted something?
- That's right. - Is it to be a rich man's wife?
- A rich man's wife? - Use your imagination.
- Don't most girls dream of being a rich man's wife? - Is it a zookeeper?
- You're wrong, but you were close. - It's a similar job.
- Is it looking young? - Did you want a lot of it?
- I still want it now. - We need to use our imagination.
- That's right. - Is it having many husbands?
Is it having many husbands?
(She staggers because of the wrong answers.)
- That could be a dream. - I only need one person.
- One person. - Is it a scriptwriter?
So-min,
what age were you when you thought of this?
- Try to think like a seven-year-old. - I can't remember anything from that time.
It could be a magic lamp.
- Is it being the King of beasts? - It's an ability.
- Is it being psychic? - It's a talent.
Is it the ability to read someone's mind?
- Is it a poison expert? - You almost have the answer. Whose mind is it?
You want to read the minds of the people that you love.
You're wrong. It's something that I like.
- You want to read someone's mind. - Is it a puppy?
- You're right. - It's a dog.
- It's a dog. - You're right.
- I wanted to be an animal communicator. - Okay.
- We're usually good at guessing the answer. - You're right.
There's a reason why we're having a hard time today,
because we don't know about...
- So-min's innocent mind. - You're right.
- We don't see eye to eye with her. - That's the reason why her boyfriend...
- broke up with her. - She wants to have psychic powers.
- She likes dogs. - Her dream is to be psychic,
- but she wants to communicate with dogs. We never thought of that. - You're right.
Why do you want to know the minds of animals?
- It's because of Heidi. - Heidi?
- Do you mean Heidi, the girl of the Alps? - Is it her?
- She has a sheep. - It's not her.
There's a singer with that name.
No, that's not her.
("Jin-yi" by H.A.E.D)
(The older students reminisce.)
(So-min isn't talking about the singer H.A.E.D.)
(This is Heidi, who is an animal communicator.)
- She's smart. - Are you good at imitating animals?
- Can you communicate with them? - I can imitate a dog.
We had a guest who was good at imitating a dog on our show.
- It was Chae-kyung. - She imitated a dog from the countryside.
(On the Korean New Year special, the new daughter-in-law brought her.)
(She was good at imitating a dog.)
- Chae-kyung. - I can't make dog sounds.
- I can imitate a dog that sniffs things. - Okay.
- Could you help me out? - Okay.
- He volunteered. - You've got a fragrance on that smells like peaches.
It's like this.
(Sniffing)
(Very serious)
- That's how a dog sniffs things. - Okay.
- I didn't actually see you doing it. - Didn't you just sneeze on him?
- No, I didn't. - Do you know how much this costs?
- Did you sneeze on my uniform? - This is how a dog sniffs things.
How?
- That's how a dog does it. - Okay.
I was wondering how could her ex-boyfriend...
- ask her to breakup first when she's pretty. - Okay.
I thought he was strange,
but I understand now why he broke up with her.
(All right.)
- I did think that was impossible. - I did, too.
- Right? - That's right.
Why don't you make another animal's sound and we'll guess it?
Do you have one?
Another animal's sound? This one is a hard one.
- Go ahead. - We'll guess it.
(Growling)
Is it a hippo?
- You're wrong. - So-min, let's break up.
Let's breakup. I'm serious.
Let's breakup.
Which animal makes that sound?
- Is it a tiger? - It makes this...
Yes, but what kind of tiger?
- Is it a Siberian tiger? - You're wrong.
- Is it a Bengal tiger? - You're wrong.
- Is it a Mount Baekdu tiger? - You're wrong.
- Is it a cub? - You're wrong.
Is it a tiger in Sinsa-dong?
It's in a neighborhood.
- What? - It's in a neighborhood.
- Is it a tiger in Insa-dong? - Is it a tiger in Daechi-dong?
How could there be a tiger in Sinsa-dong?
- Oh, is it tiger in Yongin's Everland. - Everland.
- You almost got it. - It's a tiger in Seoul Grand Park.
- I'm right. - You're right.
What's with the answer?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with her?
- That's the answer. - What's wrong with her?
The tiger growls like that in Seoul Grand Park.
- Isn't tiger the answer? - That's the sound the tiger makes.
- - This is the tiger in Seoul Grand Park.
So-min, growl like a tiger again.
(Growling)
- No way. - I recently went to Seoul Grand Park.
- The tiger in Everland doesn't growl like that. - That's right.
- It doesn't growl like that. - You can hear the tiger growling from the speakers.
When you get close to a tiger,
you can hear it growl.
- You hear it. - You're right.
So-min.
(This is an actual tiger recorded from a zoo.)
(Growling)
(So-min was right about the sound.)
So-min.
Let's breakup.
Let's breakup. I can't stand it any longer.
- They actually make that sound. - Let's end it.
Here's the last question.
All right.
I'm confident I can beat all of you in this.
- Is it a game? - Yes, it's a game.
Regardless of the game, you can't win against us.
- So-min, you can't beat us. - Is it a game that we often play?
How could we see it?
How could we see when we play it often?
Do you want to get hit?
- You have to hit him. He's clueless. - I have to imagine it, so I guess it.
- You're wrong. - Is it a staring contest?
You're wrong. I just gave you a hint.
- Oh, really? - You did?
- You came up to me and hit me. - What game is it?
She used the toy hammer.
- She used the toy hammer. - That's right.
- You protect your head with a pot. - You're right.
- That was the answer. - What was the answer?
- Speed. - The answer is toy hammer game.
We have played that game for many years now. You can't win against us.
- Let's play it. - We won't go easy on you.
- All right. - You have to win against the eight of us.
- All right. - Let's go.
- You're going to compete against the eight of us. - That's right.
- Okay. - All right.
- She must be good at it. - You must be competitive.
Are you going to wear your hat?
- I'll take off my hat. - Okay.
Let's play fairly.
- You need to be fast. - Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors.
(He couldn't protect his head with the pot.)
Rock, paper, scissors.
(He successfully protects his head.)
- He hit himself. - Rock, paper, scissors.
- He won. - He finally hit him.
Rock, paper, scissors.
- Wow. - Rock, paper, scissors.
(He fails to grab the toy hammer five times.)
You're bad at this game today.
- You're bad at this game. - You're really bad.
- If you can't protect your head, you lose, right? - That's right.
- You have to protect your head. - That's right.
- You lose, right? - That's right.
- I'm nervous. - Look at you guys standing in line. We have time until 2:00pm.
I don't think we'll finish by then.
- We have time until 2:00pm. - Can we finish by then?
- Ready. - Are we starting right away?
- Let's go. - So-min, is it okay?
How will she win against the eight of us?
Ready. We'll start the game now.
(So-min vs Ho-dong)
Rock, paper, scissors.
(Startled)
- I'm nervous. - She keeps looking at three things at the same time.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You lost.
- She's fast. - It's her first win.
- She's good at this. - She's good at it.
Ready. Face each other.
Rock, paper, scissors.
- Rock, paper, scissors. - Hold on.
- I'll give you time. - Okay.
- All right. - Rock, paper, scissors.
(Because of her speed, he can't win.)
- She makes it difficult. - You have to be really fast.
That's great you did that.
- She's good at rock, paper, scissors. - I'm nervous.
(Woo-jong is the third challenger.)
Ready.
- Woo-jong has to win here. - That's right.
(He's overly confident.)
Rock, paper, scissors.
(She successfully protects her head quickly.)
(He misses his target because of his confidence.)
- If she got hit, she lost. - Okay.
- How could you hit her face? - He didn't hit her there.
Rock, paper, scissors.
- All right. - Wow.
(He doesn't look handsome when he gets hit.)
Sorry. Here you go.
- Why are you bad at this? - I'm sorry.
- She hit me hard. - All right.
Don't hit me too hard.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You're disqualified.
(They were tied.)
I couldn't really see.
I couldn't really see, so I panicked and grabbed it.
- Did he lose? - Yes, he did.
- So-min is good at this. - You're right.
It's hard to win against all of us.
- Who is left? - There are three guys left.
There are three of us left.
- With Su-geun, four of us left. - Okay.
- What will I win? - If you win against us, we will fulfill your wish.
- A wish? - We will attend the movie premiere...
of "Dad Is Daughter" and Ho-dong will be the host of it.
- Really? - Of course.
- Didn't you hear me? - Is this what you think?
- Trust me. You won't win against us. - Okay.
We have the curly hair Zhang Guo-rong from Hong Kong.
- You won four times. - Ready.
(There are only four guys left.)
- Will this be her fifth win? - Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
(Fast speed)
It's her fifth win.
- She won five times. - So-min, you're doing great today.
- It's your fifth win. - I won five times.
How can I hit him?
- How can I hit him? - She has a strong opponent now.
He's tall.
- If you need to, hit his face. - Move your legs further apart.
- Okay. - Move your legs apart.
- All right. - Rock, paper, scissors.
- He was slow. You're tied. - You're tied.
Rock, paper, scissors.
(Eliminated right away)
I've never played this game before.
- Let's go Ssamja. - I've never played this game before.
Where would I ever play this game?
The important thing is that...
there is a gap.
An ability gap.
- Are you really going to come? - You've won six in a row.
It's hard to grab that pot.
I've lifted microphones for years.
(Confident for a reason)
You are professional at raising things.
Are you ready?
Rock, paper, scissors!
(Ssamja won!)
(Oh my goodness)
- He won. - He's fast.
(I am the Kyung-hoon)
(Her dreams are ruined.)
(Mastering the head voice for 14 years paid off.)
- We won. - We need to win.
- We won. - You have to concentrate.
- Come over here. - Winning six in a row is amazing as well.
you have to beat me to be the true winner.
- We won today. We are not going to your preview. - Okay.
You have to grant our wish.
- You can't MC for her preview. - Of course.
- I'll go against Su-geun now. - You are going to show scissors.
No. I was going to give out paper.
- Scissors. - I'll do the count.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors!
(Flinching)
- You saw how quick I was? - I did that as well.
Wait a second.
(Intense atmosphere)
I used to be a recreation instructor.
Ready?
You guys are ready, right?
- Ready? - Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors!
(Su-geun won the close contest.)
- He's fast. - He really is.
No.
Who is the winner?
We have two winners. They are...
- Jang-hoon and Woo-jong. - Right.
- Who is the winner? - We have two winners. They are...
- Jang-hoon and Woo-jong. - Right.
I should have won, right?
Wow. What is that?
- What is that. - It looks like shoes.
It's a neck warmer I've made.
(So-min knitted it herself.)
I always carry a neck warmer with me.
You know my neck is not good.
Put it on Jang-hoon.
My neck is not good. Thank you.
It looks like a cast on his neck.
- It looks like a cast! - He had it on when he played basketball.
- You can't do it - He had one when he was a basketball player.
Our memories
(Automatically crying)
(My 40-year basketball career...)
(was my first breakup. He reminisces about it.)
Thank you.
Give us a question quickly.
- I'm going to give you a question. - It's the last question so let's get this one.
- Okay. - Okay.
Let's do this.
- Give us the last question! - This is my first one.
- Be quiet. - It's already his last question.
First question.
When I became a freelancer,
what word made my heart sink?
"Is this why you became a freelancer?"
- Wrong. - The answer is "let's see if you succeed"
"You are going to fail in one year"
Be careful of what you say.
"You're shooting yourself in the foot"
Wrong.
I know the answer. "You're done now"
Right.
Someone already said that.
You're so mean. Wrong.
Who said it?
Was it Hyun-moo?
No, it was one of my family members.
"You should have just stayed in that company. Why did you quit?"
That's what you said to me.
"You need to do better than Hyun-moo"
"I'm going to pray for you"
- My mom? - Yes.
Is it something your mom said?
- Yes. - I see.
"Are you buying me a house?"
It's similar. It's related to moving.
The answer is ""Let's move to a bigger home that has two bathrooms"
"Can't we do better than this?"
"I've spent all my life raising you!"
"I've sent you to university and you got into KBS,"
"and you just quit like that?"
She didn't talk that long.
- He's good at guessing. - The answer is...
"Are we moving to a bigger house?"
Almost there.
We don't have to move...
- anymore? - The answer is...
"Are we going to buy a big house",
" and live altogether?"
It's more direct than that.
- The answer is... - "Are we moving next year?"
- Give me a chance. - So-min!
"Are you going to move me to a bigger house?"
"When are we moving?"
- "Are we moving to Seoul?" - The answer is...
The answer is...
"When are you going to move me to a bigger house?"
It's not that...
"Let's live in a big house!"
The answer is "When are you going to move to a big house?"
- "When are you going to move to a big house?" - What?
I know what your trying to say...
- I wish you get the answer. - Excuse me.
Can you please think before you guess?
- How many times are you going to guess? - He doesn't like repetitive things.
The answer is...
- Move... - The answer is...
" I really want to move!"
"We are going to move, right?"
Sang-min got it correct!
Sang-min got the five point question...
Congratulations!
- What is the present? - A kiss on the cheeks.
It's over.
(It's really about to end)
- We can't end it like this. - We should listen to the story.
- Yes. - Okay. We will end it after then.
The answer was "Should we get ready to move soon?"
My parents house is very old now.
I couldn't help them move since I don't have enough money.
I've always said that...
if I become a freelancer, I'll earn a lot of money and buy you a big house.
She said it was okay at first.
She called me right after I became a freelancer,
and said "Should we get ready to move soon?"
So did she move?
- Not yet. - You haven't helped her move yet?
- How long was that ago. - I'm very nervous now.
It's 2017 now, right?
When are you going to surpass Hyun-moo?
I think I can do it in one year.
(Laughing)
- Why is he laughing? - He's so funny!
- Why? - We are going to wait until February 2018 then.
I'm going to beat both Hyun-moo and Seong-ju.
The World Cup is going to be held in June of 2018.
- I will surpass them at that point. - What if you become a liar again?
You might become a liar again.
- I can do it. - I wanted to go home when he did that dance.
- What? - That's because...
it's not my dance.
If it was my commercial, I could do it.
What do you have then?
What if they asked you to do that commercial?
- I'll try. - You are going to do that again?
- He's going to do a different version. - His version.
- Really? - Ready.
(Trying for the second time)
Camera, lights...
action!
(Nobody is on my side here.)
(Fact Bomber, Jang-hoon)
(Picky machine, Kyung-hoon)
(Eyes of the viewers, So-min)
Camera, lights and action!
From head to toe
(He displays his hidden talent.)
Woo-jong.
I'm going to say just one thing.
I thought I would get a lot of work when I became a freelancer.
I was at home for weeks doing nothing.
Honestly,
I regret leaving my job.
Reality was not as sweet as I had imagined.
- I'm going to cut it here. - Please...
Let's see where he is headed.
In 1, 2 and 3...
(He shows no mercy.)
- Good job. - This is so sad.
- This is so sad. - Where is the optometrist? My eyes are bleeding.
Didn't I do well?
Our reactions don't matter,
- but So-min is watching as a viewer. - Right.
She didn't even look at you once.
Do you think he can surpass Hyun-moo next year?
I know that you are trying really hard Woo-jong.
Why are you trying to compare yourself with someone else?
Exactly!
- That was good. - I agree.
- Right. - That caught him off ground.
We will see you next week!
Good job everyone!
There are a lot of...
It's not over yet.
- Good job. - Thank you for your hard work today.
- This isn't a bad dance. - The filming is over.
Good job everyone.
I think if Woo-jong...
is not impatient,
then he will do fine.
When did you debut?
(Trying to help out Woo-jong)
- When did you debut. - Are you interviewing me?
What year did you debut?
In 2004.
- He is my junior. - He's your junior.
- When did you debut? - In 2003.
- Just one year... - You think one year is nothing?
You think one year is nothing?
That's not what I was saying...
Why are we bringing up my debut.
As a senior, I think you are impatient.
You are impatient.
You should take it slowly.
Let's do the last question.
There will be a path of success.
- I'll give you a question. - I was like Woo-jong before, right?
- I'll ask you the next question. - I was like Woo-jong before, right?
(Indirect sarcasm)
- I really... - This is...
- This was a critical blow. - Woo-jong...
- No. - I'm serious. When I was watching you,
it felt like I was watching myself.
It felt like I was looking into a mirror.
That was your best line in months!
- Didn't it look like an urgent Young-chul? - You guys are too much.
Try relaxing a bit more.
- I'll take all of your advices. - Young-chul is starting to open his eyes.
Okay.
Don't just focus on yourself and look at the whole picture.
I'm helping you.
You know now you see the whole picture.
- I'm looking at the whole picture. - You were like that.
You love yourself too much.
Nobody knows how important and hard my role is here.
All right. Let's look at the next question.
When I broke up with my girlfriend,
I couldn't overcome my sorrow...
- and I did something. - I have a question.
Did you get arrested because of what you did?
No. No, it's not a crime.
You suddenly opened up to the public about your relationship.
You made the relationship public.
- He's a bad person if he did that. - No, that's not it.
- When did you breakup? - I was young.
- I was 23 years old. - You went bungee jumping.
No. Why would I go bungee jumping?
- You're very unique. - They might do that to...
- Why would I do that? - relieve their stress.
If I was in your shoes, I would've done that.
- It happened it in winter. - You took your clothes off and ran.
It was a love triangle.
She broke up with me and chose the other man.
- It was not to be. - You wore only briefs and ran around.
(No way.)
- You rolled around in the snow. - No, I didn't.
You went to Hwacheon Sancheoneo Ice Festival.
- You went trout ice fishing. - No, but I do like trout ice fishing.
- She could be watching this. - Someone said something that was very close.
- It was very close. - It could be trout ice fishing.
- Could it be a festival? - You have all the clues.
You went to Hwacheon Sancheoneo Ice Festival in Gangwon Province.
- That was close. - It's in Hongcheon County.
- You almost had the answer. - Hongcheon County?
- It has something to with snow. - I was very sad.
It hurt so much that I acted on impulse.
- Maybe he rolled in the snow in his underwear? - You went to the festival.
Did you go to Hwacheon Sancheoneo Ice Festival and took your clothes off?
Why would I take my clothes off there?
You went to the ice fishing area,
jumped into the water...
and got caught by a fishing hook.
(Addicted to ice ponds)
- Are you saying I got caught by a fishing hook? - I know it can't be right.
Did you do this right after you broke up or was it after some time had passed?
I did this right after I broke up.
At that moment the elevator opened up...
and the girl I was waiting for came out with the other guy.
- Poor him. - I asked her who he was.
She told me that he was her boyfriend.
- Wow. - So I asked her what am I to you?
She just said you're just you.
- That was a very smart response. - This is a true story.
Did she say to you with the other guy there?
- He was waiting over there. - You're just you.
- She gave you the right answer. - I was shocked when I heard her say that.
I thought to myself, "I'm just me."
- It must've been very hard on you. - So, I instinctively...
Did you do it on the spot?
No. I didn't behave badly in front of them.
I know the answer.
- You went to the Hwacheon Sancheoneo Ice Festival and screamed, "I'm me."
- Stop it. - Did you do that?
This happened in front of her home.
- I see. - It was in front of the elevators.
Did you have an ice festival in front of her house?
I think what I said before is the answer.
You said the answer was close.
- Why would he open an ice festival? - You said the answer was there.
- You said it was related to the ice festival. - The ice festival.
I did this near the briquettes in front of her house.
- It happened on the road. - Okay.
You took your shirt off and...
ran around the street screaming and yelling.
- No. - You made a snowman.
The road was inclined.
I thought so.
- The road was inclined. - You...
- tripped over and rolled down the road. - You rolled down the road.
(They choose to omit the details.)
Correct.
- We'll say So-min got it right. - So-min got it right.
- Did you fall over? - Was it...
- It was the road going from Yangjae Station... - Yes?
to Gangnam Station. It was a downhill road.
I was hurt and the strength in my legs failed me.
I just rolled down the slope.
- You must've been in pain. - I just rolled on the ground.
You just gave up your will to continue and...
- fell down. - Yes, I thought my life was over.
- How did you stop the momentum of falling? - How?
When you roll down like that, you'll hit something that will stop you.
You'll bump into a sidewalk or a manhole.
She told me that she had a curfew and couldn't come out.
So, I just waited in front of her house.
Ready?
- How are they going to edit this? It's such a sad story. - Action!
Hey.
What's going on?
- Hold on. - Come here a second.
Who is he?
He's my boyfriend.
- Did you say boyfriend? - Yes.
I've been waiting three hours for you here.
What am I to you?
You're just you.
He really does look like a loser.
- He really does. - So-min, this is when you move.
You should ask him to cry as he makes amends.
Now he has to leave.
I see, I am me.
What's the point in living?
(What's the point in living?)
Let's just roll down.
(Soliloquy, rolling down)
Poor him.
(He rolled down on the road in Yangjae Station.)
Did you really leave like that?
My heart hurts.
He really did love her.
- It was my first love. - That was great acting.
You're a very nice guy. If that happened to me, I wouldn't have taken it.
- You did do something, right? I knew it. - Yes.
- I met the other guy... - You started a fight.
and confronted him. I really did.
- He lost. - You did the right thing.
Did you roll down because he hit you?
- No. - But...
- Maybe he rolled down because he was exhausted after the fight. - He hit him.
- No, the way we see it... - Woo-jong?
This is just how imagined it.
So-min, come here for a second.
(The second reenactment starts.)
- Come here for a second. - So-min is really busy today.
- Ready? - Ready?
Action.
(They changed the male actor.)
What's going on?
Who are you?
- I see. That was the man's line. - He's my boyfriend.
I'm her boyfriend.
This is my boyfriend.
What?
- I'm... Come here for a second.
- Do you want to fight? Do you want to die? - No, that's not it.
(The original dramatization begins.)
You punk.
Do you want to fight!
Do you want to fight?
(He's being rolled down really fast.)
- Do you want to fight? - No.
- Do you want to die? - No, that's not it.
- Do you? - Just date her.
- Do you want to fight? - Just date her.
- Do you want to die? - Just date her.
That's what happened.
- This is what happened. - This is what happened.
- This is what happened. - This is how he rolled all the way to Gangnam Station.
There is no way he would've rolled down by himself.
That's right.
(He receives a loud applause.)
That was worthy of praise.
- This is how we imagined it. - How did it end up getting dramatized like that?
- It was meant to be a beautiful story. - We caught on, right?
I'm sure that woman is regretting her choice, right?
After that happened, I got a call from that woman the following year.
- She regretted it. - She asked if we could still be friends.
- That's harsh. - She's a terrible person.
- She's a horrid woman. - Woo-jong, my heart aches for you.
- You ended up being friends with her, right? - I'm sure she's living a happy life.
When we look back, it really is funny.
- When we think about what we did. - It's because we were young.
You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. You rolled down Yangjae Station.
- We rolled down rice paddies. - Hey.
Yangjae Station is in Maljukgeori.
- You rolled in the dirt. - There was no dirt.
Su-geun, I rolled around in the marketplace.
I'm jealous.
- Hello. - This is the first news of the day.
- We'll try our hardest tomorrow. - Hello.
Hello, everyone. This is JTBC News.
(Examination admission pass)
It's good to see you. How many years have you been taking this test?
You know that you're going to fail.
The last time I heard that my appearance wasn't attractive,
so I've come back after getting plastic surgery.
I can see that. You've come back after changing your face.
- You do seem to look like a nicer person. - Hello...
- My features have become softer, right? - The whole gang is here. You're all back.
"Did Bernie Sanders lose the election for Hillary Clinton?"
You did this last year. Why are you doing it again?
I think I failed the cut because of my physical appearance.
Hello everyone,
- I'm the strong news presenter... - You have been watching JTBC News.
Please pass me.
Today, we'll start the briefing off...
with political news.
- The first news is... - I'm sorry but aren't you...
Excuse me,
- I heard that you were very rich. - Right.
We have a very pretty examinee this year.
Would you like to go on a date with her?
(He's offering him a blind date.)
- What are you doing? - This is an exam room.
- Why are you causing a disturbance in the exam room? - This is an exam room.
I was only thinking of you when I made that offer.
Excuse me, Examinee Su-geun.
- Yes? - All nine of us have made it onto the final interview stage.
We've all made it to the third stage.
Is he from the human resource department?
He's always here.
- When will the interview begin? - Jang-hoon.
- Yes? - Are you taking the test to be a news presenter...
because you couldn't forget her?
Was it too hard for you to forget her?
Jang-hoon,
You were here and now you're not I can't breathe without you
You were here and now you're not
Please take a seat.
(The final interviewer is here.)
- Hello, sir. - Hello.
- Sir, hello. - It's nice to see you.
- It's nice to see you. - I'm Lee Su-geun from JTBC news.
I'm the news presenter with power, I'm the ambitious news presenter.
- Be quiet. - I'm the man of strength news presenter.
It's nice to meet you.
- Be quiet. - From the very beginning, I'll do my best.
- Please take a seat. - It's nice to meet you.
- Please take a seat. - Who is he?
Who is he?
- Jo Woo-jong, please take a seat. - Woo-jong looks nervous.
He's the director of JTBC.
- Are you the director? - Yes.
I'm the news director of JTBC, Jang Sung-kyu.
- Woo-jong said... - Yes?
- if he does well, - Yes?
he'll take your position.
Yes. I talked with the staff before.
I've been watching all of you...
- Yes? - and I don't think I should be worried.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- Were you watching us? - Yes, I was watching you.
- The two of you must be uncomfortable. - Yes.
Be quiet. Firstly,
after the final interview,
we'll announce the interviewee who passed.
Only one interviewee...
- will be accepted. - It's a survival.
That's what I wanted to tell you.
All right. Su-geun, could you come up and do your self-introduction...
as well as show us your special skill?
All of this will count towards your final score.
(It's so quiet.)
Is he just going to start?
(Startled)
Have you started?
- Do you really have to do this at the interview? - Show us your talent.
I'm glad you have time to think about what you're going to do.
- It's disadvantageous for him. - I didn't think it would be like this.
(He composes himself and begins.)
Hello, everyone. I'm the man who will be responsible for JTBC news.
I'm the next star news presenter, Lee Su-geun.
Although I was born in Yangpyeong County,
I will always provide fun to the viewers.
In JTBC,
I will try my best to become the best anchor.
Please believe in me.
It will be the most enjoyable news.
It's JTBC news.
- Wow. - That's his strength.
- Thank you. - Good job.
I did all the things I could think of.
- I didn't know what to do. - He was full of spirit.
- It's like a real interview. - My face is red now.
You didn't tell us it'd be like this. We didn't have time to prepare for it.
- It was nice to see you filled with ambitions. - Thank you.
The next interviewee is...
(He's choosing the next interviewee.)
(Avoiding eye contact)
- Seo Jang-hoon in the back. - Why is it me?
Why is it me?
- Please come up. - There's no fixed order?
He has a lot experiences in interviews, so he'll do well.
- Just quickly get it over with. - I think I'm at the wrong place.
I think he's the tallest news presenter in the world.
- Does he even fit in the screen? - He is a tall news presenter.
- It's the tallest news program. - Hello.
I was an athlete before and then a broadcaster.
Now I dream of becoming a news presenter. My name is Seo Jang-hoon.
I will only present the facts.
I will be the person who provides only the facts.
- I will be that kind of news presenter. - He seems nervous.
I'll do my best. Thank you.
- Show us your moves. - All right. Show us your talent.
- He'll make a three-point shot. - A move?
A move?
- He doesn't have a talent, though. - If you don't have, just tell him the truth.
- If you have nothing, split your legs. - Biggest issue.
You should mention the biggest issue.
- What's that? - I was going to talk about the shortest news. I forgot.
I really don't have any talent to show.
Then show us a high kick or something.
- It's... - What's that?
He's going to mimic Park Hyo-shin.
- Park Hyo-shin. - Park Hyo-shin.
Why are you suddenly mimicking Park Hyo-shin?
Before I knew it, it became long.
(One day)
- He's good. - The path that I'm walking on
- If you go up there, it makes you do at least something. - Good.
Through the darkness
- He's good. - I can't see this any longer, news director.
Good. Give a big hand for Jang-hoon.
- That was great. - I like your move.
I didn't know you had a move.
- When did you prepare for that? - He's a strong candidate.
I'm tired now.
Those who are waiting for your turn, you guys are busy thinking about your moves.
But you should at least make some comments.
- You shouldn't only think about your introductions. - True.
Busted. Did it show?
I can't concentrate.
- My face is red already. - Woo-jung is thinking about what move he'll do.
That's how the waiting rooms for the interviews are like.
- Look at Hee-chul. - Everyone is a competitor.
Everyone doesn't care about others.
Next is Kim Hee-chul.
Hee-chul.
- He has all thought it out. I envy you. - Ho-dong will go last.
I envy you.
(He's worried that his turn will come.)
- It has come to the point that I mimicked Park Hyo-shin. - The suit fits him well.
Please stand on the X sign.
(Bowing)
- Hello. - His greeting is awkward.
I'm the new presenter candidate, Kim Hee-chul.
I will provide...
an enjoyable and right-to-the point news to you.
He even put his hand in the pocket.
He's making too much gestures.
- He's not thinking. - And this was the JTBC news presenter,
- Kim Hee-chul. - It's not funny.
- Please show us your talent. - He won't pass for sure.
- I want to listen to Lee Seung-hwan. - Could you lend me that for a minute?
I want to listen to Lee Seung-hwan's voice.
This is a breaking news.
(News from a deluded mind)
Tomorrow will be butt numbingly cold.
(Tomorrow will be butt numbingly cold.)
- He's using slang? - I envy him.
- He used slang on the news. - Give a big hand for Hee-chul.
- You did well. - You were amazing.
- You did really well. - Only if I had enough time to prepare.
We don't have to show a move, right?
Next is Young-chul.
- I thought it'd be your turn. - The order is random.
Why are you so nervous?
- You have experience in interviews. - Good luck.
I'll start.
Your lose points because of your socks.
Hello, everyone, I'm number 168.
I'm the applicant for the JTBC news presenter.
I have thought about my life 10 years later.
I could see myself...
as the news presenter for the "JTBC News Room" like Son Seok-hee.
Aren't you curious about my life in 10 years' time?
My name is Kim Young-chul. Thank you.
This kind of introduction gets more points in the real interview.
- No way. - I'm serious.
What do you know about this?
You're so weird.
- I was accepted as a news presenter. - Why are you bragging?
He knows better than you do.
- Didn't you meet me on the street near the Yangjae Station? - No.
Next is Sang-min's turn.
His clothes already don't fit for the interview.
Why did he wear that kind of clothes for a news presenter interview?
He's wearing sneakers too. Was he on his way to the gym?
He gets zero points for preparedness.
Hello, my name is Lee Sang-min.
I have done many things, had many experiences and met various kind of people.
Based on this experience,
- I will provide you with honest news. - All right.
After thinking for a long time,
you're trying to apologize for your deceitful act to the public.
But you can't think it that way,
because for me.
(Silence)
I'll end it here.
That's a satire.
He'll do well if he is in charge of current events.
- Next. - Next.
Min Kyung-hoon, please come up.
Oh my goodness.
He's been trying to pass this for three years now.
- Is that so? - Yes.
I am a person who's very interested in the world,
and very...
- curious about the news. - Isn't he a cult leader?
I'm the Curious Min Kyung-hoon.
- Curious Min Kyung-hoon? - What's this gesture for?
Kyung-hoon, your ears are bleeding.
- What's that? - Oh my goodness.
I have so much interest in the world.
- His tone is like that of Lee Ju-il. - You're so right.
I have so much interest in the world.
I'm very curious about the world.
- Are you a curious guy? - Choose me.
- Is this an election campaign? - If you do,
- then I'll relieve all your curiosity. - What are you talking about?
Are you in an election or something?
- Please choose me. - Choose you?
- Choose you? - Please choose me.
- Choose me. - This isn't an election campaign.
We always miss each other
- but I'll wait for you. - Is he singing his own song?
(He looks comfortable, as if he's singing his song.)
- Even if I'm hurt - Even if I'm hurt
- I'll try to smile - I'll try to smile
I love you
Don't leave me
Why are you spitting so much?
Please.
Choose the Curious Min Kyung-hoon.
Yes, a big hand for Kyung-hoon.
- Next is Ho-dong's turn. - Are you throwing shoes at me?
Please come up.
He's greedy.
- He should give up being a news presenter. - He comes every year.
JTBC.
- He applies every year. - JTBC.
I'm the strongest news presenter.
You're out of the camera angle.
- I'm the best and most ambitious news presenter. - Did he mean ambitious?
I'm the Man of Strength news presenter.
- News. - He looks like the staff in a galbi restaurant.
- News that is not shaken. - He's like the parking attendant.
(Shaky)
News.
He said ambitious.
- Ambitious news. - Rib eye news.
- His face is red. - Show us your move.
Show us your move.
His face is red.
(He feels the sudden surge of embarrassment.)
- Oh my. - Your face is bleeding.
Your face is bleeding.
(He won the Man of Strength, Baekdu and Halla.)
- It's really embarrassing if you go up there. - It is.
It's the dance that gained a lot of traction these days.
(Now is time to show his move.)
- I'll mimic Seol-hyun. - Really?
He's going to mimic Seol-hyun.
Excuse me cuse me baby cuse me cuse me
- Excuse me - Excuse me
Cuse me cuse me
- Excuse me - Excuse me
Give him a big hand.
It feels like AOA copied Ho-dong's dance.
(Ho-dong has made a talent donation to a girl group.)
- Who's next? - Next is Jung So-min.
So-min was here last year too.
This year, she is the only woman who got to the final interview.
She might get accepted.
I won't say a lot.
I will become the news presenter that will deliver fast news.
That's what other news presenters say.
- What will you show us? - I'll show my talent.
- I'm so curious. - News director, have you ever been to the Seoul Grand Park?
- Please don't do that again. - She did that last year, too.
Please don't let her do it.
- News director, please don't make her do it. - Just ask her to do a sexy dance.
- I've been there before. - Have you ever seen a tiger there?
- I did. - She didn't pass because of that move.
Roar.
He smiled.
Roar.
He smiled.
You pass.
- Seriously? - News director.
- What's this? - You're biased.
You pass the first interview. You did a great job.
Yes!
Next is blabbermouth Jo Woo-jong's turn.
I'm curious how he'll do.
I'll see how good you are.
All right.
Hello, everyone.
Now we need someone who will lead the new era, and that's the news director.
That's the news director.
I will become the news director of JTBC.
- He's a liar. - I will replace Jang Sung-kyu.
- He's insane. - I will...
become the boss of JTBC.
Take him away. Take him away.
- A wolf has come. - He's going to replace the news director?
He's a liar plus a greedy person.
He's a greedy man.
- I'll show you my talent. - All right.
Is this your case, or what?
Do you know my colleague?
Last year, he poked around at a wrong case...
and ended up losing all his money. Now he's working in a small restaurant...
and live in small house.
- He's good. - This was Oh Dal-su.
He's good.
- It was the best move he's shown us today. - It was.
- It was totally Oh Dal-su. - He's good.
Hello, my name is Choi Yang-rak.
I've tried my best to prepare for this interview.
- He's good. - He's good.
Let's give him a big hand.
But this isn't a competition to become a comedian.
But you have a long way to go.
Jo Woo-jong, you can't become a JTBC news presenter with these skills.
- Really? - Yes. Even for the news director,
there is more than one moves that can make people laugh.
- Can you show us your talent? - Please show us.
- You want to show us your talent? - Yes, I should.
I don't think you need to do that.
Why are you, the news director, want to show us your talent?
This is the freestyle that I prepared for a freelancer, Woo-jong.
Drop the beat.
(Beat-boxing by MC Debt)
Woo-jong.
Kim Seong-ju and Jun Hyun-moo You said you were in between
Yes that's right but your place is lower than that
Your place is lower than that
Seriously? This isn't that great.
Jo Woo-jong The person who bothers you all day
I'm the witty little Son Seok-hee.
- Your comments are old style - That's true.
Your place is over there on the aisle.
(Swag)
- He has swag. - That was great.
Get him.
The second Jun Hyun-moo is the dream for you
You should change that as
wanting to be the second Jang Sung-kyu
The second Jang Sung-kyu
(Knock down)
(News director Jang's rhyming words are great.)
- Amazing. - I think the news director already knew that he'll be doing a move.
- I could tell that he prepared for it. - He prepared it too much.
He did.
- Oh my goodness. - I'm sure I'll think of him when I'm acting.
You could laugh while acting.
All right. Now I can see what kind of personalities you all have.
From now on, we will start the real test.
It's the real test?
It's time for the interview.
- Is this funny? Really? - Yes, it is.
- There is a twist in it. - Right.
- You should at least laugh at his jokes. - Okay.
I feel like I'm watching myself if I'm looking at you.
We'll start the test now.
It's the ability test that all news presenters need.
We will proceed with the Quick Thinking Speed Test.
The first test...
is about making the news on the spot.
They will give you three words at a time.
Then you have to continue delivering the news with these three words.
The second test is to test your presenting skills.
News presenters have to deliver live news.
You have delivered all the news...
but you still have 30 seconds remaining.
You have to fill those 30 seconds...
with your own style.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
All right. We'll start with Woo-jong first.
- Am I the first? - You should show us how it's done.
You were a former news presenter.
- Yes, you're the only former news presenter here. - I think he'll do well.
(What will he pick?)
- I choose this one. - All right.
Please show what it says to the camera.
("On the Spot News")
- "On the Spot News". - He'll do well, then.
Please come to the center.
- I'm sure it's a piece of cake for him. - Yes.
- It is. - He might have become rusty.
At first, one word will be shown, and the next word will be shown 10 seconds later.
Start with the phrase, "I'll deliver the next news".
This is not even easy for a news presenter.
Ready, set and go.
(JTBC News Room)
We'll deliver the next news.
A scandal between Hee-chul...
and Jung So-min is becoming a hot topic.
As they are now in the relationship, they are fighting a lot...
because of an ingrowing toe nail.
(Laughing)
They have hurt each other's feelings because of a long toe nail.
But now they have made up...
and gone out to eat a carbonara spaghetti.
With this great news,
many people are supporting their relationship.
- This is piece of cake. - Time's up. You failed.
- You failed. - He's not that great than I had expected.
What kind of professional is he?
- I expected so much from him. - They should have given all the words at once.
I pick Su-geun to try it.
- Lee Su-geun. - Good luck.
JTBC news.
- Go up there. - My name is Lee Su-geun.
(Choosing)
He is always lucky with that kind of things.
Presenting Ability Test. What's this?
"Presenting Ability Test". - It's the Presenting Ability Test.
- You've put the typical picture on your identification slip. - I'll say this again.
- Make the opening remarks, then the word will appear. - Is 30 seconds long?
- Yes, it's a very long time. - It is?
Even 10 seconds give you a headache.
It's JTBC news, Lee Su-geun.
There's a breaking news.
Didn't you feel tedious to just listen to the news?
Our JTBC news...
want to approach closer to the viewers.
So we have prepared a special segment for you today.
It's called, "Guess Him".
- He only has 30 seconds, but he's started a special session. - I'm going to turn.
Try guessing which side of my body will face the front. Will it be my face, or back?
You should all try guessing it.
- Your back. - Someone answered, "My back".
- Your head. - All right.
- Your back. - The side of your face.
The side of your face.
So-min, you got it right.
You got it right.
- So-min, you got it right. - If you leave your address on our website,
we will send you a small gift.
We will try our best tomorrow as well.
This was Lee Su-geun.
The time's up.
- This was Lee Su-geun. Thank you. - Give him a big hand.
- He used too much time. - Yes, he did, but he did great.
- I think he'll get the 30 seconds news. - I'm nervous.
(Next is Ho-dong's turn.)
- Presenting news? - Let's see.
Is it the three words news?
- It's the On the Spot News. - On the Spot News.
- It is. - That one's easy.
If you make your opening remark, then the news will start.
(A bit nervous)
I will start the "Crime Chief" of JTBC.
I'll deliver the next news.
Well...
Jang-hoon, who was eating jjamppong,
fainted while he was eating it.
After the investigation, we found out that...
he was wearing a tight pants that was too small.
He couldn't metabolize the food he ate, and so fainted on the spot.
Oh my. Goodness me.
- But. - What was that?
He woke up after that and watched "The Little Mermaid".
- Goodness me. - This isn't easy.
- He keeps saying, "Goodness me". - I'll always do my best.
Delivering a news is a piece of cake.
- What's so different with the one I did? - Thank you.
What's so different with the one I did?
(Of course it's easy if you do it like that.)
- He's on the same level as me. - Can you really do this?
- I'm much better than him. - What happened to Jang-hoon afterward?
Where did "The Little Mermaid" come from?
- Why "The Little Mermaid"? - All right.
At the end of the year party,
- we would really play this game together. - Really?
We laugh and have fun with this game.
You really play this game and have fun?
Of course. We enjoy this game.
That's shocking.
Next is Kyung-hoon.
(Next up is Min Kyung-hoon's turn.)
Let's see how you do it.
I hope he gets the Presenting Ability Test.
- I hope he gets the Presenting Ability Test. - No, he should get On the Spot News.
- This moment is the nervous moment. - True.
You have the words, so it's easier.
On the Spot News is easy.
- All right. It's the On the Spot News. - Is this the same test you did?
- Yes, it is. - You'll be given three words.
I will deliver the next news.
These days,
the popular drama, "Cinderella",
it is one of my favorite dramas, too.
The actor that was on this drama,
Lee Sang-min,
actually had a severe athlete's foot.
So he gave this disease to the actress he worked together in the drama.
The actress,
later became jealous of Sang-min who had more severe athlete's foot.
- The story is out of control. - So she grabbed Sang-min's foot.
Then...
This is too hard.
Then she rubbed it on her face.
Kyung-hoon, I think you should just poop there and come back.
(You won't be able to finish the story.)
- This is harder. - Finish it up.
So she got the athlete's foot on her face too.
We will always do our best.
All right, let's give him a big hand.
- You did great. - You did great.
- It's too hard. - Yes, it is.
- You did great. - It's hard.
It was amazing.
Hee-chul should get the On the Spot News. - Maybe the Presenting Ability Test?
- You should try. - But wouldn't he get the On the Spot News?
- What is it? - Presenting Ability Test?
It's the same thing again.
- Is it On the Spot News? - It's On the Spot News?
- You should try. It's harder than you think. - On the Spot News.
Ready, and start.
I'll deliver the next news.
It's really cold these days, isn't it?
Many children on the streets...
are busy making snowmen.
While they are making the snowman,
they would have to be careful.
This is because,
one day, one child...
had a very bad smell on this feet. So we visited him.
There is saying that makgeolli is the best treatment for the smell.
I don't even know if this is makgeolli or something else.
- I have no idea. - What's that?
- Makgeolli or something else? - I don't even know what I'm saying.
I don't even know if this is makgeolli or a saying.
I can't know if this is a news or a fart.
- Anyways, we will always do our best. - He's saying nonsense.
- But he did well. - This is Kim Hee-chul from JTBC news.
- Let's give him a big hand. - Great job.
- It's so hard. - You were the most witty candidate.
- It's not easy. - You can just say anything you want.
- You did the best among us. - Our last candidate is So-min.
- Jung So-min. - What was that 1.1.2?
It was 1.2.
I couldn't think of a cool phrase in the end.
- It's the end that's important. - What will she get?
- I got, "On the Spot News". - On the Spot News.
- They'll give you three words. - That's easy.
Her beautiful challenge has started.
- The words have no connections at all. - She's an actress,
- so she'd good at blending the words together. - Hee-chul did well.
- Right. - That's not true. I've never done this before.
- This fits you. - Yes, it is.
If you start the remarks, then it will begin.
I will deliver the next news.
(Mustache)
That's the start?
- She's stuck with the word, "mustache". - Start speaking, there's no time.
You have to start talking now.
- It's this. - Is it a beard?
- Make it up. - It's a beard.
You have to make a sentence with the word.
- Did we have a test like this? - The first ever bearded child was born today.
- That was good. - She's got it.
The family is currently celebrating the baby's first birthday.
The baby also apparently snores when it sleeps.
This fascinating scene of the new infant snoring is happening on its first birthday.
The parents are trying to raise funds for the baby.
- What? - They're trying to raise funds because it has a beard?
- We hope many people can help them out. - Okay.
Why would they raise funds just because it has a beard?
- We'll try our best as we bring you the news tomorrow. - Already?
- She's ending it like that? - It was funny. Why'd you end it?
- News director, what happened? - I want to try again.
- It was funny. - That was an exemplary delivery of the news.
- She's a prodigy. - Well done.
We'll now announce the results of the Quick Thinking Speed Test.
- Only the people who passed this will move on to the next round. - I'm nervous.
The interviewees who passed are...
- Kang Ho-dong, - What?
- Sorry? - He didn't do anything.
- How did he pass? - Min Kyung-hoon,
- What? - Kyung-hoon passed.
I passed?
- Seo Jang-hoon, - What?
- How did that happen? - Why?
What are the criteria to pass?
- Jung So-min, - What?
and the final interviewee who passed is...
- Jo Woo-jong. - I passed.
(Five interviewees passed the first test.)
We will now begin the second test.
The second test is the Dedication Test.
I'm standing in front of Haeundae Beach.
The wind is so strong, that it is hard to stand without tying yourself down.
(Reenacting Choi Chang-su from five years ago.)
From the very windy Busan, this was Jang Sung-kyu
(We respect Jang Sung-kyu and Producer Chang-su's dedication.)
You will be given a scenario...
and you have to be able to quickly adapt to the given environment and situation.
- If you can do that, you'll pass. Understood? - Yes.
- First off, we'll start off with Seo Jang-hoon. - Me?
- Could you come up to the front? - I had no intention of becoming a news presenter.
You can choose either Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market or Hangang Park.
- I'll pick Hangang Park. - He has chosen Hangang Park.
All right. We will begin now.
- Begin. - This is live.
Today is February 5th, the beginning of spring.
However as the old saying goes, even though it's spring, it is still cold.
The weather is still cold.
I'm standing in Hangang Park,
there are a lot of people who are outside enjoying the season.
- What do you think of in spring at Hangang Park? - Buy a beer.
- Let's check it out. - You're tall and handsome.
- Right now... - Grandmother!
- the leaves... - Goodness me.
- Hee-chul, how did the interview go? - are green...
- Grandmother! - Su-geun...
who is proficient at Taekkyeon...
- wore his underwear and... - That's enough.
Wasn't his reporting smooth enough?
(He couldn't overcome the cacophony of noise and gives up.)
- This time the report will happen at Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market. - Okay.
Begin.
- The Donation Angel, Seo Jang-hoon... - We sell goods.
- It's a squid. - made a donation at...
- Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market... - These are very fresh.
- to the sellers... - You're talking nonsense.
Excuse me, Ma'am! I'm trying to report the news here!
(He fails because he has a quarrel with a retailer.)
- Jo Woo-jong, it's your turn. - Okay.
Please begin.
The Donation Angel, Seo Jang-hoon has...
- gone to Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market where they sell... - Cut! Again.
The royal Donation Angel, Seo Jang-hoon has...
gone to royal Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market where they sell royal...
(He fails because he couldn't overcome the heavy snow.)
Jung So-min, it's your turn.
The very wealthy Kim Young-chul...
- has said that he would like to communicate with the public. - Good.
For this event, Mr. Kim went to Hanyang University Station...
and went to a boutique clothing store to get a tailored suit.
I can't take this anymore!
- Are they a couple? - I don't love you.
He says it was regrettable.
At Hangang Park, which is where we are,
When the snow falls
You have to keep going.
(She fails because of the bad weather.)
- Gosh that terrible man... - Look at the camera crew.
It is now 4:00pm in the afternoon,
we are live at Noryangjin Fisheries Wholesale Market.
We will report the news from here.
During the holidays, Kang Ho-dong visited...
a market in his hometown...
and apprehended a thief.
It has become a topic that everyone is discussing.
According to a witness, this happened on the 28th of January at 4:00pm...
- at this spot... - Take a bite.
Why are you feeding the young man?
(It's a seaweed smash.)
- I want to be on TV. - You have to do more than that.
- I want to be on TV. - Why do you want to be on TV?
When someone gives you food, you should eat it.
It was a national holiday...
- and this news warmed a lot of people's hearts. - Young-chul, why did you do that?
Here take another bowl of seaweed.
- Here take some seaweed. - The news...
Let's go.
- He's disrupting our business. - According to a witness, Mr. Kang...
went to the market on the 28th...
According to a witness, Mr. Kang went to the market on the 28th...
Goodness me.
Here take this.
So...
- Mr. Kang... - Mr. Kang?
Why are you saying Mr. Kang for?
(Punching bag)
You've lasted over a minute.
- I will do my best for you tomorrow as well. - Give him a big hand.
This is JTBC news...
(A round of applause)
- Wow. - Wow.
(He has been applauded for his dedication.)
All of you have worked really hard.
- I have the final result in my hand. - I'm nervous.
The interviewee who passed is...
(Who will be the interviewee to be accepted as a news presenter?)
It's Kang Ho-dong.
(The Ambitious News Presenter gets through.)
- Did I really get through? - Congratulations.
- I expected this. - If you set the criteria for news presenters like this,
- there is no one who can defeat Ho-dong. - Congratulations.
We got rid of the weight restrictions.
- Did they set this up? - Lucky him.
I'm going to hire you for my JJANGTBC channel.
- Is that a private channel? - Please say a few words.
- Well... - Let's listen to him.
To the viewers who watch...
Ask Us Anything on Saturdays at 8:50pm,
we will once again do our very best next week as well.
I'll see you next week.
(We'll show a preview of the transfer students, Lee Teuk and Shin Dong.)
- We are Super Junior. - We are Super Junior.
(Suddenly feeling exhausted)
Lee Teuk and Shin Dong, let's knock everyone down.
(Ho-dong's gang is ready.)
I'm embarrassed. Just leave!
As soon as we open our mouths,
between Hee-chul and me, it will be the end of one of us.
- Are you going to mention her? - Who?
He dated a person that I met at a night club.
"Buy me tteokbokki. Feed it to me."
(They reveal Hee-chul's dark secret.)
Shin Dong really is similar to Ho-dong.
(Decalcomania)
These two really do look up to me.
They've really raised his confidence.
Just go on "Let's Eat Dinner Together."
What's that?
(What did you say?)
(Ho-dong's gang might be breaking up.)
(In an era when disputes never ended)
(It's a war for Ask Us Anything castle.)
(General Seo from the Giant clan.)
(General Kang from the Ho-dong clan)
(Several hundred years ago a revolt occurred.)
- I closed my eyes. - General.
(It's a fiercely physical contest.)
(Flying)
(The cursed arrows hit their targets.)
(Release the general from his curse.)
(The subordinates fight to release their general from the curse.)
(Blowing)
(Who will be the final winner?)
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